Message for the landlord  A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman ..... read on |
Beer troubleshooting  SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that ..... read on |
Big game hunter  The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man ..... read on |
Guy with a small head  A man is sitting in the bar when he notices another patron a few stools away. The guy had a body like ..... read on |
Five Stages of Drunkenness  Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You ..... read on |
Signs that you are drunk  You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off ..... read on |
The new drink  A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good ..... read on |
Hard drinkers  A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you ..... read on |
The Bet  This guy walked into a bar. After sitting at the bar he saw a $1,000 dollar bill in a frame above the ..... read on |
Wrong Bus  A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She ..... read on |
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