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Gender Jokes - Great to be a man

Reasons it's great to be a guy:

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- Movie nudity is virtually always female.

- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

- All your orgasms are real.

- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- Your last name stays put.

- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.

- You can write your name in the snow.

- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

- Chocolate is just another snack.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.

- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".

- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.

- The remote control is yours and yours alone.

- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

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