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Men are like:
Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like - Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, - & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like - Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
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