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A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. |
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