KGB 
The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this KGB?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm ..... read on |
Hide Me From The Draft 
Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The military base. The draftee ran into the ..... read on |
Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. ..... read on |
What's your excuse?
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
"Sorry, ..... read on |
Lease a nuke 
Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? ..... read on |
Military rules
1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer's statement ..... read on |
A young naval student
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if ..... read on |
Air Force is Hiring
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis ..... read on |
Private Larry
Private Larry Lasterfitz was always last. He was last to hear about pretty much everything. He was last ..... read on |
