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Office Jokes - Excuses when caught sleeping

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

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" ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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