AFunWorld - Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, Funny Ecards, Flash Games Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, Funny Videos, Greeting Cards & Flash Games.
AFunWorld is your No. 1 source for funny stuff!
Funny PicturesFunny JokesGreeting CardsFlash GamesFunny News
Funny News
Receive funny pictures, funny jokes, greeting cards and flash games in your e-mail for free!
 
Featured Funny Stuff
Modern school bus
Modern school bus


Why Argentina got eliminated
Why Argentina got eliminated


More Funny Pictures
When dad watches t ...
Cool Funny Stuff HOT
Rottweiler express
Scared Baby
Insured by Mafia
Squirrel goes Budw ...
Arkansas quarter
Modern school bus
Wet road warning
Thirsty Horse
Halloween flasher
Food Sharing
Overheated dog
She sure enjoys
After the Christma ...
Ancient fashion - ...
They do grow on tr
Smiley Cats
Toilet for men
Top 25 Friend Sites
Funny Dot
Free Horoscope HOT
The-Jokes.com
Cool Funny Stuff
Ha Ha Pages
Play-To-Play Games
Games & Funny Videos
Real Humour
Free Flash Games
Extreme Funny Pics
Pigboy.co.uk
Magic Tricks
HaHa Humor
Cartoons & Comics
Crazy Pictures
Embarrassing Us
Funny Ville
Zombi
videovat.com
Flash Ring
Brainteaser World
Greetings Island
Priceless Funny Videos
Blowin Up Worldwide
Friggin Funny
Funny Shit

[all referrer]

Your link here?
Police Jokes - Wannabe detectives
A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first cadet a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first cadet answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The seargent says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second cadet and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second cadet smiles, and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third cadet and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The cadet looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The seargent is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the cadet replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."


More Funny Jokes
- Ultimate poopie list
- 20 Responses to Telemarketers
- 13 things to do at Walmart
- Country club genie
- Be strong my love
- Doing the dishes
- Teaching manners
- The marriage test
- Courtroom Gaffes
- Baked Beans
- A helping hand
- The intelligent parrot
- Towel Drop
- Skiing Trip
- Blind man
- Bank president's balls
- Fishing with grandpa
- Livesavers
- Long hard and pink
- The love dress
- Avoiding the headdache
- The boy and his pin
- Income taxes
- Movie facts
- The farting cuckoo clock
- Big circle little circle
- Smart ass answers
- Gone fishing
- Touchdown
- The cab
Advertisement
More Cool Links
Home - Funny Newsletter - Funny Links - Contact Us - Sitemap - Privacy Policy
User online: 5
 
© 1999 - 2008 afunworld.com

Load time: 0.05 seconds