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LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with bedrooms.
LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.
LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?
POLE: No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one
LAWYER: I mean, what are your relations like?
POLE: All my relations are in Poland.
LAWYER: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
POLE: Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.
LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up first
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she is white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover" |
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