AFunWorld - Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, Funny Ecards, Flash Games Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, Funny Videos, Greeting Cards & Flash Games.
AFunWorld is your No. 1 source for funny stuff!
Funny PicturesFunny JokesGreeting CardsFlash GamesFunny News
Funny News
Receive funny pictures, funny jokes, greeting cards and flash games in your e-mail for free!
 
Featured Funny Stuff
Playboy Soccer Team
Playboy Soccer Team


Yet another cup holder
Yet another cup holder


A little closer ... closer
A little closer ... closer


Hamster weight lifting
Hamster weight lifting


Shower drink
Shower drink


More Funny Pictures
Yoga Mistress
Dishwashing dog
Young scotch lover
Best antivirus pro ...
Extreme sports
Nice car
Anonymous alcoholi
When dad watches t ...
Angry Baby
Pussy Cleaners
Now it's our turn ...
Rugby Threesome
Playboy Soccer Tea
Halloween flasher
Rottweiler express
New definition of ...
Oh my god, she has ...
The chase is on
Cat on the toilet
Cute Garden Decora ...
Horny pussy
Cat on caffeine
Cute smile
Toilet for men
Tired Kid at Schoo
Retirement Jokes - Share Everything 50/50
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."


More Funny Jokes
- Ultimate poopie list
- 20 Responses to Telemarketers
- 13 things to do at Walmart
- Doing the dishes
- The marriage test
- Be strong my love
- Country club genie
- Teaching manners
- Courtroom Gaffes
- Baked Beans
- Towel Drop
- The intelligent parrot
- Bank president's balls
- A helping hand
- Skiing Trip
- Blind man
- Man Falls Asleep At Church
- Fishing with grandpa
- Polish divorce
- The love dress
- Livesavers
- Gender of a Computer
- Professor's Brain
- Income taxes
- Avoiding the headdache
- Big circle little circle
- Gone fishing
- Long hard and pink
- Touchdown
- Penny Drinks
Advertisement
More Cool Links
Home - Funny Newsletter - Funny Links - Contact Us - Sitemap - Privacy Policy
User online: 9
 
© 1999 - 2012 afunworld.com

Load time: 0.01 seconds