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Sick Jokes - Hell Temperature

A Philadelphia man died and went to hell. To punish him the devil put him in a room at 90 degrees and 90% humidity, gave him a sledge hammer and left him to break rocks in misery. The devil returned to find the man happily whistling while working away. So the devil increased the temperature and humidity to 100 thinking this would work better. The devil returned some time later to find that the man was still happily at work. When the devil questioned the man he replied that these conditions reminded him of working on the farm back home.

The devil thought for a moment and then set the temperature to 20 degrees with a 40 mile an hour wind and left the man knowing that this would be torture for him. When the devil returned to check on the mans progress he found that he was not only happy......he was ecstatic. He was jumping up and down, swinging the hammer around his head and yelling gleefully. "Now why are you so happy?" the devil asked. The man replied "a cold day in hell! The Eagles must have won the Superbowl!"

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