Your Fly Is Open 
20 Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open":
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of ..... read on |
Seeing eye dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher ..... read on |
Mental Health Hotline 
Hello! Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline!
If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly, ..... read on |
New car stereo
A guy buys a new car stereo. If you shout "rock" it will play rock music, if you shout "RnB" it will ..... read on |
Smart ass answers
Smart-ass Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man ..... read on |
Tips to make life simple
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people ..... read on |
Arkansas workers
A fellow stopped at a rural petrol station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a ..... read on |
Mental institution
Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking 2 of the best patients ..... read on |
Lumber jack
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ..... read on |
Way of life
1. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
2. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
3. ..... read on |
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