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Yo Mama Jokes - Yo mama is so fat ...

her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big

if she fell into the ocean, the whales would start singing, "We are family"!

if she stood on high heels she'd strike oil.

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer.

she could be the eighth continent.

she fell in love and she broke it

she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen.

she has to use a king size mattress as a tampon!

she jumped on a dollar and got four quarters

she jumped on a scale and it said "one at a time please"

she jumped on a scale and it said "to be continued"

she lost a game at Hide & Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

she shows up on radar.

she stood on the scales and it said one at a time.

she thought that the titanic was a jetski!

she was walking to Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed right on Target!

she wears an 'X' jacket and helicopters attempt to land on her.

she's got her own area code

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress.

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

when God said let there be light, he told her to move her ass over

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

when she puts on a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI!

when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

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