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Yo mama is like ...
a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
a TV - a three year old can turn her on.
a doorknobe - everbody tries to screw her.
a bus - only 50 pence a ride.
a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds.
the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.
a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally send her away.
a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it.
peanut butter - so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth.
a Library - open to the public.
a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece.
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